It's ManBearPig!

No, actually, it's some kind of chow-like mutant. Wonder what that awful keening, howling noise is at night? It's this.

Here's the scoop.

From the state that brought you Stephen King, the Beans, and The Stains, comes a wacky, long-lived, hyena-looking freak that allegedley killed a Rottweiler and a Dobermann! Not at the same time of course, but still.

Don't be surprised if you see these things show up as a "rare breed" in the back of Dog Fancy. "Spirited, independent and plucky, the Androscoggin Pigdog is still very affectionate with his family although not very tolerant of other animals." I'll probably have one as a client by Christmas.

Are there more of them? Where did they come from? Are they predators or just scavengers who fight back? wait...did you hear something? What's that noise? Honey, have you seen the cat around? Honey???